About two years ago I made a promise to myself that I would never have the Pizza Hut buffet again. Sorry me, turns out I'm/you're an untrustworthy, weak-willed sneak. In my defence I only ate it for the sake of this review, because I was walking by and that it's £5.49 for unlimited pizza.
PIZZA FACTS:
- Pizza Hut pizzas are cooked in motor oil.
- That whole 'Pasta Hut' thing never happened. It was just a dream you once had.
- The CEO of Pizza Hut is called Jabba.
These are just a selection of the slices. I didn't want to review them all because it would be boring for you and embarrassing for me. I'm not going to tell you my magic number either. It's gross.
No meat? Seriously? There was a mysterious yellow cube on this guy, I didn't know what it was, all I know is that it wasn't meat and was poorer for it.
4 out of 10
This guy had little white lumps on that turned out to be chicken. He also had BBQ sauce instead of tomato. I really like BBQ sauce on pizzas. This is an awful, shameful secret that I hide from people like I'd hide the dead bodies of nine-year olds in my attic. (Don't worry, I don't have an attic).
Pepperoni.
I almost wrote 'nuff said'. God, imagine if I had. That would have been dreadful.
7 out of 10
Pepperoni.
I almost wrote 'nuff said'. God, imagine if I had. That would have been dreadful.
6 out of 10
This was a slice of Hawaiian. It was only when I got back to the table that I realised there was no ham on it, just pineapple. It was a fruit pizza, and therefore one of my five a day. Healthy living!
5 out of 10
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